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Stop holding in your farts. Stop waiting to make bowel movements until you get home. Start urinating outside, hike up your skirt and go. Start farting when your body needs to. Challenge what is acceptable and good smelling. Tell everyone you have your period and that cramps are tearing up your uterus. Bleed in your underwear or on soft, gentle materials. Start going number two in gas stations and in your friend's only bathroom in the house. Start talking about the smells and feelings of bowel and bladder movements. Don't let the status-quo control your body or hinder your plasure! Liberate your natural functions! Release your bowels! Embrace the outcome! REVOLUTIONIZE YOUR POOP
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